Milky Way Vs. Mars Bar.

[Saz]

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2 Oct 13, 04:31 PM
swede: Hershey's is brown candle wax
2 Oct 13, 04:31 PM
Saz: Not weird hersheys
2 Oct 13, 04:31 PM
Saz: At least we had proper cadburys over here.
2 Oct 13, 04:30 PM
swede: PUNNING RIGHTS TO THE VICTOR
2 Oct 13, 04:30 PM
swede: AND "CEL"EBRATE MY VICTORY
2 Oct 13, 04:30 PM
swede: CEL, COME BACK HERE
2 Oct 13, 04:30 PM
swede: I AM VICTORIOUS
2 Oct 13, 04:29 PM
Saz: whatever
2 Oct 13, 04:29 PM
Saz: fine.
2 Oct 13, 04:29 PM
Saz: *pouts*
2 Oct 13, 04:29 PM
swede: YES WE HAVE SNICKERS
2 Oct 13, 04:29 PM
swede: WE ARE THE JUNK FOOD CAPITAL OF THE WORLD
2 Oct 13, 04:29 PM
swede: WEASEL
2 Oct 13, 04:29 PM
Saz: You do?
2 Oct 13, 04:29 PM
swede: You fool
2 Oct 13, 04:29 PM
swede: US has those
2 Oct 13, 04:28 PM
Saz: XD
2 Oct 13, 04:28 PM
Saz: All you get is a weird almond flavoured one
2 Oct 13, 04:28 PM
swede: You're stepping into dangerous waters again
2 Oct 13, 04:28 PM
Saz: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snickers
2 Oct 13, 04:28 PM
swede: Weasel
2 Oct 13, 04:28 PM
Saz: But you guys don't have a normal flavour of snickers
2 Oct 13, 04:28 PM
Saz: 'Ah
2 Oct 13, 04:27 PM
swede: Except for Junior Mints and M&Ms
2 Oct 13, 04:27 PM
swede: Ask cel, I don't buy candy in the US, it's all poo
2 Oct 13, 04:26 PM
Saz: well those are actually almond snickers over here.
2 Oct 13, 04:26 PM
Saz: that's a usa mars bar, yeah?
2 Oct 13, 04:26 PM
Saz: 1.bp.blogspot.com/-uxM6Wem8nRc/Tp8zJquW5fI/AAAAAAAAFls/aD7pbhnnd1c/s1600/mars+bar.jpg
2 Oct 13, 04:26 PM
swede: Hey cbox censor, I'm the boss, I'll cuss all I want <.<
2 Oct 13, 04:26 PM
swede: MURICA *****ES
2 Oct 13, 04:26 PM
swede: WE WIN
2 Oct 13, 04:26 PM
swede: So we get three candies and you poor buggers only get TWO
2 Oct 13, 04:25 PM
Saz: But UK Milky ways are pretty much the same as three musketeers
2 Oct 13, 04:25 PM
Saz: inside of the wrapping, it's exactly the same as a US milky way
2 Oct 13, 04:25 PM
Saz: This is a UK mars bar
2 Oct 13, 04:25 PM
Saz: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Mars-Bar-UK-Wrapper-Small.jpg
2 Oct 13, 04:24 PM
swede: OMFG I AM SO CLOSE TO SLAPPING YOU RIGHT NOW
2 Oct 13, 04:24 PM
Saz: I just googled it
2 Oct 13, 04:24 PM
Saz: Our mars bars are different from yours
2 Oct 13, 04:23 PM
Saz: WAIT A SECOND
2 Oct 13, 04:23 PM
Saz: WAIT
2 Oct 13, 04:23 PM
swede: Right, since you clearly don't know what taste is, you get to just taste the raisin gun until you learn.
2 Oct 13, 04:22 PM
swede: We save the peanut butter for Fridays and birthdays
2 Oct 13, 04:22 PM
Saz: WHICH ARE THE SAME
2 Oct 13, 04:22 PM
Saz: S
2 Oct 13, 04:22 PM
Saz: AND MARS BARS AND MILKY WAY
2 Oct 13, 04:22 PM
swede: WITHOUT PEANUT BUTTER
2 Oct 13, 04:22 PM
swede: THE ONLY THINGS I TASTE ARE CELERY
2 Oct 13, 04:22 PM
Saz: (I'm crying right now)
2 Oct 13, 04:22 PM
swede: NOBODY EVER SAID I WAS TASTING MY MOM
2 Oct 13, 04:21 PM
Saz: YOU STOP TASTING YOUR MOM
2 Oct 13, 04:21 PM
swede: STOP TASTING MY MOM
2 Oct 13, 04:21 PM
Saz: YOUR MOM TASTES THE SAME
2 Oct 13, 04:21 PM
Saz: YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN ARGUMENT
2 Oct 13, 04:21 PM
swede: YOUR FACE TASTES THE SAME
2 Oct 13, 04:21 PM
swede: MAKE UP YOUR OWN BLOODY ARGUMENT
2 Oct 13, 04:21 PM
Saz: BUT THEY TASTE THE SAME
2 Oct 13, 04:21 PM
swede: NOW YOU'RE JUST USING MY COUNTER-ARGUMENT AS YOUR OWN ARGUMENT
2 Oct 13, 04:21 PM
Saz: WE'RE ALL THE SAME
2 Oct 13, 04:21 PM
swede: THEY ARE MARKETED DIFFERENTLY AND MADE DIFFERENTLY AND WRAPPED DIFFERENTLY
2 Oct 13, 04:21 PM
Saz: ALSO TECHNICALLY EVERYTHING IS MADE OF ATOMS AND STUFF, THEREFORE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS EVERYTHING ELSE
2 Oct 13, 04:20 PM
Saz: HOW ARE THEY DIFFERENT?
2 Oct 13, 04:20 PM
swede: KINDA LIKE, OH GEEZ I DUNNO, MILKY WAYS AND MARS BARS
2 Oct 13, 04:20 PM
swede: IT'S JUST IN A DIFFERENT PATETRN
2 Oct 13, 04:20 PM
Saz: (I love having these debates)
2 Oct 13, 04:20 PM
swede: THE DNA IS MADE OF THE SAME INGREDIENTS YOU MORON
2 Oct 13, 04:19 PM
Saz: THEREFORE WE ARE NOT THE SAME
2 Oct 13, 04:19 PM
Saz: WE HAVE DIFFERENT DNA
2 Oct 13, 04:19 PM
Saz: FALSE
2 Oct 13, 04:19 PM
swede: THAT DOES NOT MAKE US INTERCHANGEABLE
2 Oct 13, 04:19 PM
swede: YOU AND I ARE MADE OF THE SAME INGREDIENTS
2 Oct 13, 04:19 PM
Saz: US MILKY WAYS AND UK MARS BARS TASTE THE SAME
2 Oct 13, 04:19 PM
Saz: BUT IN MY EXPERIENCE
2 Oct 13, 04:18 PM
bullseye: . . . Yeah, phone call time. Be back eventually.
2 Oct 13, 04:18 PM
Saz: US MILKY WAYS AND MARS BARS TASTE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT BUT ARE BOTH MADE OF THE SAME INGREDIENTS
2 Oct 13, 04:18 PM
swede: Well that is how we do it, cel. Surely you know.
2 Oct 13, 04:18 PM
bullseye: . . .Swede, you are now sounding kinky. Bad Swede.
2 Oct 13, 04:18 PM
bullseye: *closes eyes* Oh gosh. People are getting nude
2 Oct 13, 04:17 PM
swede: Seems like I have two naughty girls here. Naughty girls get punished, ooh yes.
2 Oct 13, 04:17 PM
Saz: UK MILKY WAYS ARE MARS BARS WITHOUT THE CARAMEL
2 Oct 13, 04:17 PM
swede: Unless she wants the crowbar.
2 Oct 13, 04:17 PM
swede: BULLSEYE SHUT UP YOU AIN'T GOING ANYWHERE
2 Oct 13, 04:17 PM
Saz: *strips and streaks in the cbox*
2 Oct 13, 04:17 PM
swede: DO NOT MAKE ME GET OUT THE RAISIN GUN
2 Oct 13, 04:17 PM
bullseye: I... think I'm gonna make that phone call I need to make now. And will be gone until Saz puts on some clothes...
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
Saz: THEREFORE I'M THE BOSS
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
bullseye: . . .
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
Saz: I'M NAKED
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
swede: BECAUSE I AM A PSYCHIC AND ALSO THE BOSS
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
bullseye: I still want a horse named Jammy Dodger... It's happening.
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
swede: SEE I KNEW YOU WOULD SAY THAT AND I INTERRUPTED YU
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
Saz: LET ME SPEAK WOMAn
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
Saz: SHUT UP
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
swede: NO
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
Saz: SWEDE
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
swede: YOU WIN
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
swede: CONGRATULATIONS
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
Saz: ...
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
bullseye: Swede's gone caps.
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
swede: WE ALL EXIST
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
swede: EVERYTHING IS THE SAME
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
swede: BY THAT LOGIC, YES THEY ARE THE SAME
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
bullseye: No, but it's utterly comical.
2 Oct 13, 04:16 PM
swede: THAT'S LIKE SAYING THE MOON IS THE SAME THING AS A BLACK HOLE BECAUSE THEY EXIST IN SPACE
2 Oct 13, 04:15 PM
Saz: I'm not even on that debate any more XD
2 Oct 13, 04:15 PM
Saz: Swede's ignoring me.
2 Oct 13, 04:15 PM
swede: DIFFERENT PART OF THE FRIGGIN UNIVERSE
2 Oct 13, 04:15 PM
swede: ONE IS MARS AND THE OTHER IS MILKY WAY
2 Oct 13, 04:15 PM
Saz: That's a milky way over here in the UK.
2 Oct 13, 04:15 PM
swede: WRONG WRONG WRONG THEY ARE DIFFERENT
2 Oct 13, 04:15 PM
Saz: without the caramel?
2 Oct 13, 04:15 PM
swede: YOUR EXPLANATION IS INVALID
2 Oct 13, 04:15 PM
Saz: You know what the main part of a mars bar tastes like?
2 Oct 13, 04:15 PM
swede: YOU'RE WRONG
2 Oct 13, 04:15 PM
bullseye: *grabs another Twix and spectates another debate*
2 Oct 13, 04:14 PM
Saz: I'll explain to you this way
2 Oct 13, 04:14 PM
swede: BUT THEY ARE NOT THE BLOODY SAME
2 Oct 13, 04:14 PM
Saz: Okay
2 Oct 13, 04:14 PM
Saz: They have similar properties
2 Oct 13, 04:14 PM
swede: Baked beans is what Satan poos out after a rough night of soul-torturing
2 Oct 13, 04:14 PM
bullseye: Mmmm. Baked beans.
2 Oct 13, 04:14 PM
swede: Saz, you made both Hunter and Eden. By your logic, they are essentially the same.
2 Oct 13, 04:14 PM
Saz: It's nice to have it with baked beans too.
2 Oct 13, 04:14 PM
bullseye: That was my next question, you mind reader
2 Oct 13, 04:13 PM
Saz: It's just on the same plate
2 Oct 13, 04:13 PM
Saz: Not mixed together
2 Oct 13, 04:13 PM
swede: Gross.
2 Oct 13, 04:13 PM
Saz: It's yummy.
2 Oct 13, 04:13 PM
bullseye: Heck, Mars even manufactures DNA tests for dogs.
2 Oct 13, 04:13 PM
bullseye: Tons is made by the Mars company, though...
2 Oct 13, 04:13 PM
Saz: Mashed potato & Sausages.
2 Oct 13, 04:13 PM
Saz: US Milky Way & Mars bars are made by the same company. So essentially they're the same
2 Oct 13, 04:12 PM
swede: What exactly is bangers and mash, and why do Brits like it so much
2 Oct 13, 04:12 PM
Saz: Go for it
2 Oct 13, 04:12 PM
swede: Saz. I have a question for you now, o British one
2 Oct 13, 04:12 PM
bullseye: It's 'Merica, yo
2 Oct 13, 04:12 PM
bullseye: The fact of the matter is, the US likes to market the exact same candies under different names and pretend that they're completely different.
2 Oct 13, 04:11 PM
bullseye: K, I think I need to purchase the two candy bars and photograph them for comparison
2 Oct 13, 04:11 PM
Saz: That's really weird O=o
2 Oct 13, 04:10 PM
bullseye: Three Musketeers are awesome
2 Oct 13, 04:10 PM
Saz: Our milky ways don't have caramel in them
2 Oct 13, 04:10 PM
swede: Weasel. I'm telling you. I can buy them separately at any candy store in the US.
2 Oct 13, 04:10 PM
swede: Three Musketeers are, despite still being mediocre, far superior to the erst
2 Oct 13, 04:10 PM
Saz: They're the same
2 Oct 13, 04:10 PM
Saz: Compare that with the mars bar
2 Oct 13, 04:10 PM
swede: YES
2 Oct 13, 04:10 PM
swede: Not a Snickers but part of the filled candy bar phylum
2 Oct 13, 04:10 PM
bullseye: Um, I'm picture a Three Musketeer
2 Oct 13, 04:10 PM
Saz: mojosavings.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Milky-Way-Bars.jpg
2 Oct 13, 04:10 PM
bullseye: Swede, I may need to run to the store and purchase a Mars and a Milky Way bar and photograph them together
2 Oct 13, 04:09 PM
swede: Hey cel what's the one with the silvery wrapper and blue or red text?
2 Oct 13, 04:09 PM
bullseye: *noms a Twix whilst spectating the debate*
2 Oct 13, 04:09 PM
swede: You can buy them separately at the store
2 Oct 13, 04:09 PM
swede: NO
2 Oct 13, 04:09 PM
Saz: They're exactly the same
2 Oct 13, 04:09 PM
Saz: US milky ways = UK mars bars
2 Oct 13, 04:09 PM
bullseye: *points at wrapper*
2 Oct 13, 04:09 PM
swede: We have those too
2 Oct 13, 04:09 PM
swede: That's a mars bar
2 Oct 13, 04:08 PM
Saz: See
2 Oct 13, 04:08 PM
Saz: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ee/Mars_bar_bitten.jpg
2 Oct 13, 04:08 PM
Saz: that's a mars bar.
2 Oct 13, 04:08 PM
Saz: Nope
2 Oct 13, 04:08 PM
Saz: Looks like that on the inside.
2 Oct 13, 04:08 PM
swede: www.couponing101.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/milky-way-bar.jpg THIS is a milky way
2 Oct 13, 04:08 PM
Saz: www.chocablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/milkyway2.jpg
2 Oct 13, 04:07 PM
Saz: A milky way
2 Oct 13, 04:07 PM
swede: wtf is that
2 Oct 13, 04:07 PM
Saz: so you guys have those?
2 Oct 13, 04:07 PM
Saz: Wait
2 Oct 13, 04:07 PM
swede: Or sit up for five minutes to read Slade but then I'll have to mute the cbox
2 Oct 13, 04:07 PM
bullseye: Most of our candy bars are the same concept with different names, in my opinion. And now I need a Twix. Thanks for that
2 Oct 13, 04:07 PM
Saz: ads-vs-reality.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/milky-way-riegel-schokoriegel-one-bar-milkyway.jpg
2 Oct 13, 04:07 PM
swede: Go to bed.
2 Oct 13, 04:06 PM
swede: Your world has been shattered.
2 Oct 13, 04:06 PM
Saz: But... they're the same over in america...
2 Oct 13, 04:06 PM
swede: Every gas station in America, darling
2 Oct 13, 04:06 PM
Saz: O-o
2 Oct 13, 04:06 PM
Saz: You do?
2 Oct 13, 04:05 PM
swede: We have both milky ways and mars bars
2 Oct 13, 04:05 PM
Saz: True
2 Oct 13, 04:05 PM
swede: Wrong
2 Oct 13, 04:05 PM
Saz: are really mars bars
2 Oct 13, 04:05 PM
Saz: Because the milky ways you have
2 Oct 13, 04:05 PM
bullseye: . . .The candy bar?
2 Oct 13, 04:05 PM
Saz: I know for a fact that america don't have Milky ways
2 Oct 13, 04:05 PM
bullseye: Both for wheeling wagons AND eating.
2 Oct 13, 04:05 PM
bullseye: Yep. We have Wagon Wheels.
2 Oct 13, 04:05 PM
Saz: You guys have those?
2 Oct 13, 04:05 PM
Saz: How about Wagon Wheels?
2 Oct 13, 04:05 PM
Saz: They're amazing *-*
2 Oct 13, 04:05 PM
Saz: Damnit >.< And no they're not!
2 Oct 13, 04:04 PM
swede: Those are bleh
2 Oct 13, 04:04 PM
bullseye: Oh, yeah. Interesting name for those, but yeah, we've got those.
2 Oct 13, 04:04 PM
Saz: Those are pink panther biscuits.
2 Oct 13, 04:04 PM
swede: But is it the racehorse we deserve?
2 Oct 13, 04:04 PM
Saz: www.mustardcoffeebar.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/pinkpanther.jpg
2 Oct 13, 04:04 PM
Saz: XD
2 Oct 13, 04:03 PM
Saz: They're amazing.
2 Oct 13, 04:03 PM
Saz: mm, no. Pink panther biscuits are literally pink wafers.
2 Oct 13, 04:03 PM
bullseye: K, Swede, we need a racehorse named Jammy Dodger. That's gotta happen.
2 Oct 13, 04:03 PM
swede: I could eat a pack a day if I had no self-restraint
2 Oct 13, 04:03 PM
swede: Then when your mouth is full of crunchy cookie deliciousness, you top it off with a hefty chunk of nougat nomnom
2 Oct 13, 04:03 PM
Saz: They look like a cross between a jammy dodger and a venetian whirl...
2 Oct 13, 04:03 PM
swede: The best is if you get it perfect, no nougat left on the plain cookie, just pop it off through the hole in the center
2 Oct 13, 04:02 PM
swede: First you nibble off the dark cookie, crunch crunch yum yum, then you poke out the nougaty bit with your tongue and balance it on your finger while you chew the plain cookie
2 Oct 13, 04:02 PM
bullseye: I believe I'd call a pink panther biscuit and "animal cracker"
2 Oct 13, 04:02 PM
Saz: Or something very similar
2 Oct 13, 04:02 PM
Saz: ... I'm pretty sure we have those...
2 Oct 13, 04:02 PM
swede: se-pic1.ciao.com/se/4774830.jpg Ballerina cookie
2 Oct 13, 04:02 PM
Saz: XD I love cats.
2 Oct 13, 04:02 PM
swede: nope
2 Oct 13, 04:01 PM
Saz: Ah, but do you guys have pink panther biscuits/wafers over there?
2 Oct 13, 04:01 PM
swede: As in, sometimes he'll let his feet rest on the armrest when he's laying on it, other times he just sags all over and his legs dangle over the side
2 Oct 13, 04:01 PM
bullseye: Has he turned into a cat rug, yet? 'Cos I think that's the height of laziness...
2 Oct 13, 04:01 PM
Saz: what are ballerina cookies?
2 Oct 13, 04:01 PM
swede: YOUR LIFE SUCKS AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT
2 Oct 13, 04:01 PM
Saz: Last time I went to america I brought back 1 & a half boxes of the stuff.
2 Oct 13, 04:01 PM
bullseye: How does laziness increase?
2 Oct 13, 04:01 PM
swede: You guys don't have Ballerina cookies
2 Oct 13, 04:00 PM
swede: My mom's free time consists of just texting me pictures of my cat in various increasingly lazy positions on the couch
2 Oct 13, 04:00 PM
Saz: I know
2 Oct 13, 04:00 PM
Saz: Nope
2 Oct 13, 04:00 PM
bullseye: You poor, deprived people
2 Oct 13, 04:00 PM
bullseye: You don't have lucky charms?
2 Oct 13, 04:00 PM
Saz: Yup
2 Oct 13, 04:00 PM
bullseye: The cereal?
2 Oct 13, 04:00 PM
swede: Wow
2 Oct 13, 04:00 PM
Saz: Or mountain dew
2 Oct 13, 04:00 PM
Saz: XD We don't have lucky charms over here either *sadface*
2 Oct 13, 04:00 PM
bullseye: Noooo. Not again. DX
2 Oct 13, 04:00 PM
swede: *glances at crowbar*
2 Oct 13, 03:59 PM
bullseye: Uh huh. That's what they all say.
2 Oct 13, 03:59 PM
Saz: Fries are chips and chips are crisps over here.
2 Oct 13, 03:59 PM
swede: And I've probably told you so it doesn't count
2 Oct 13, 03:59 PM
swede: It's like me expecting you to know what surströmming is without being told what it is
2 Oct 13, 03:59 PM
bullseye: Spotted thingy >>
2 Oct 13, 03:59 PM
swede: They eat biscuits and scones and crap over there
2 Oct 13, 03:59 PM
Saz: For the most part.
2 Oct 13, 03:58 PM
Saz: so I know little about the american ways
2 Oct 13, 03:58 PM
Saz: But also, I am an english person
2 Oct 13, 03:58 PM
Saz: XD What swede said. I'd have to live under a rock in a cave on the end of the earth to not know about her.
2 Oct 13, 03:58 PM
swede: Peanut butter and celery is a bizarre food fetish located only in the strangest parts of America
2 Oct 13, 03:58 PM
bullseye: SO IS CELERY AND PEANUT BUTTER!
2 Oct 13, 03:58 PM
swede: Rihanna's an international superstar, for better or for worse
2 Oct 13, 03:58 PM
bullseye: Suuure. Saz knows Rihhanna, but not peanut butter and celery. >>
2 Oct 13, 03:57 PM
Saz: and this is why I hang out here with you lot <3
2 Oct 13, 03:57 PM
Saz: best thing ever <3
2 Oct 13, 03:57 PM
Saz: I love that you picked her
2 Oct 13, 03:57 PM
Saz: ROFLMAO
2 Oct 13, 03:57 PM
swede: Rihanna's got a song about it
2 Oct 13, 03:57 PM
Saz: So I know your pain veggie <3
2 Oct 13, 03:57 PM
swede: You know, some people are into that
2 Oct 13, 03:57 PM
bullseye: *gasp* Swede, you're abusing two of us? :-o
2 Oct 13, 03:57 PM
Saz: and shoots me with her raisin gun
2 Oct 13, 03:56 PM
bullseye: *whispers* Daily.
2 Oct 13, 03:56 PM
Saz: Because if it's just anyway, she whips me XD
2 Oct 13, 03:56 PM
Saz: when she's grumpy or just anyway?
2 Oct 13, 03:56 PM
bullseye: It's terrible.
2 Oct 13, 03:56 PM
bullseye: With baseball bats.
2 Oct 13, 03:56 PM
bullseye: Swede beats me, ya know.