Worst Pickup Line Game

[gecko]

So, just as the topic says, this is a game where we share and compare the WORST pickup lines we have ever heard. Since I trust that almost, mostly everyone here is a girl, this should be easy. XD

So, number one:

"You Grow On Me like a Boil"-My oldest brother.

Your turn XD

[silverbolt]

"Wow! Cute and good at this game. Your last boyfriend must have taught you a lot" -- guy at card tourney

"IF your as cute as you sound I'll answer your survey if you give me your number" -- random person during my market research days.

"bet you could see the movie better from my lap" -- guy who tried to pick up my cousin at a movie theatre, got popcorn dumped on him as a result.

[gecko]

LOL! Those are sooo bad!

Heres another one from my other brother, lol

-If you where a booger, I'd pick you first-

[lilmisspony]

I've never been picked up

but my brothers best are

"I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?"

"I may not be fred flintstone, but 'll make your bed rock"

"My legs are cold, can I get in your pants?"

"Let's do maths. Lets add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply"

Yeah, suffice to say, I think he might be the oldest of all the brothers lol

my friend has had "did it hurt when you fell from heaven", "can I have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes" "do you get tired from running through my mind all day"... yeah, she gets a lot of guys chase her.

B*tch XD.

(my boy was too classy to use pickup lines and he's the only bloke that has ever really chased me... yeah)

[fatal]

well , i was at the mall with my friend .. [ he's a guy .. ] and this random group of chicks went up to him and asked him " do you like pie ? cuz i can make your banana cream . "

i couldn't stop laughing .

[lilmisspony]

wow... that's so terrible it's funny.

That's also a very good point too, because "pick up line" is always associated with guys trying to pick up girls, never the other way around.

hmm.... now I'll have to see if I can invent some corny gay/girl for guy ones