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Post by withers on Feb 15, 2008 13:52:47 GMT -5
The Rules of the Game
I'm pretty sure all of you know what a spork is. If you don't, this is what it puts it down as in the dictionary:
Spork (sp-uh-ork) - ownsome
There you have it! A spork pwns. And the most pwnful of all sporks is the Titanium Spork, which I WOULD have here today, except that one of my friends already has it >-<.
Anyway, in this game, you pass the spork. Pretty simple, eh? Not really. Because, think about it - who would give up a spork? In this game, we think of creative ways to get the other person to give you their spork.
Example I
Withers: -tackles Naz- -ties her to a tree- -prepares to play the bagpipes very, VERY badly. And loudly-
Naz: DON'T! -gives spork-
Example II
Withers *with the spork*: -walks around boredly-
Swede: Welcome to... SPORK TRIVIA!
Withers: 0-o?
Swede: You must answer each of these five questions correctly, OR ELSE... I get your spork!
Withers: =O
Swede: Well? Do you accept? Or will you forfeit, and give me your spork right now?
Withers: I'll play!
Swede: Great! Question one... in what country did sporks originate from?
Withers: Uh... China?
Swede: INCORRECT! Hand over that spork!
Withers: -teardrop- -gives spork-
Sound interesting? Well, okay then! Let's play...PASS THE SPORK! =D
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Post by manda on Feb 15, 2008 15:55:03 GMT -5
-ties Withers to the railroad tracks and starts to stab her with a spoon- Give me the spork or I will get the puppy to chew your arm off. -gets puppy and has it start to chew on Withers' arm- Do you give up?
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Post by naztuki on Feb 15, 2008 20:52:16 GMT -5
-?-
(ooc: And Naz can handle MUCH bad music, she has the lover boys tune stuck in her heart (plus she's not very easily persuaded by stuff like that and ummm.... oh yeah, she's been in music way too long too really care anymore. TRY MEH!)
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Post by flyff on Feb 16, 2008 1:09:03 GMT -5
-puts Manda in headlock and throws aside, and then grabs said spoon and starts poking Withers' forehead with it, and lets the puppy carry on-
MAH SPORK.
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Post by withers on Feb 16, 2008 10:35:38 GMT -5
I'LL NEVER GIVE IT UP!
...But I will, if I can have the puppy. -watches it chew off arm-
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Post by manda on Feb 16, 2008 12:07:49 GMT -5
-Gives Withers the puppy and takes spork-
Mah Sporky, his name is Sporky Bob! -hugs Sporky Bob-
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Post by naztuki on Feb 16, 2008 16:13:07 GMT -5
I want Sporky bob! -grows horns and a tail, paws ground, and charges Manda-
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Post by bullseye14 on Feb 16, 2008 16:49:15 GMT -5
*Pulls out a lasso, twirls it and throws it around Naz's horns* Not so fast! Sporky Bob is mine!
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Post by flyff on Feb 16, 2008 17:21:30 GMT -5
-whips out scissors and cuts rope, then puts on cape and hops on Naz- GO HORSEY GO TAKE MOI TO SPORKEY BOB!
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Post by naztuki on Feb 16, 2008 17:44:07 GMT -5
-bucks, throwing off flyff- MINE!!! ME BULL< NO HORSEY!
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Post by manda on Feb 16, 2008 21:39:25 GMT -5
-runs away with Sporky Bob and marries him- No takey my hubby!
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Post by naztuki on Feb 17, 2008 9:28:18 GMT -5
-comes up, taps Manda's right shoulder, goes to here left side, and pulls on Sporky Bob-
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Post by manda on Feb 17, 2008 10:40:28 GMT -5
-pulls on Sporkey Bob and yanks him from Naz's grip- My Sporkey Bob!! -runs and hides in a secret spot-
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Post by spirit1 on Feb 17, 2008 17:34:20 GMT -5
-hides behind a rock- HA HA !! -pulls out a divorce form signed by Sporky Bob- HE WANTS A DIVORCE !! -grabs Spork !- -runs around like a mad person-
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Post by manda on Feb 17, 2008 17:47:57 GMT -5
NO! Mah Sporkey Bob do divorce me! -runs after Sporkey Bob with a pitch fork and a torch- nobody divorces me!
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Post by naztuki on Feb 17, 2008 20:01:30 GMT -5
-pulls on major hottie and whispers in his ear-
HEY LOOK! HOT GUY ALERT! -yells-
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Post by spirit1 on Feb 19, 2008 9:00:53 GMT -5
-runs away from crazy people- MAH SPORKY BOB NOW !! -evil laugh-
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Post by Swede on Feb 19, 2008 14:12:10 GMT -5
-clones self and surrounds Spirit- Give me that spork or I will make you shovel my entire driveway! With a spoon! And I live in the Rockies and we just a got a huge dump of slushy stuff, veeery heavy and kills your back! Well- spork or shoveling? Take your pick, you have 2 seconds before I set CF on you! (most dangerous- you do NOT want that, trust me)
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Post by Black Magic on Feb 19, 2008 15:02:39 GMT -5
Steals sporky Bob from swede; and leaves two to fight about who's shoveling the driveway and goes hide in a well.....
hows that? lol.
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Post by Swede on Feb 19, 2008 15:05:05 GMT -5
-chucks spoon at Spirit- Shovel. Now.
-dives into well- give me that spork or I will set Artemis on you (long inside joke, my friend is a goddess with crazy hounds, lol, she killed me and mrof)
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Post by Black Magic on Feb 19, 2008 17:14:09 GMT -5
ok - passes sporky bob and climbs out of well; stands at the top and waits with a bananna - holging it like a gun ready to shoot to get sprokey bob back.
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Post by manda on Feb 19, 2008 17:25:26 GMT -5
-Jumps down the well with a marriage counsler- Sporkey Bob we can try to work this out -takes Sporkey Bob and gets remarried to him- He is now unavailable again. -runs away to mexico with Sporkey Bob-
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Post by Swede on Feb 19, 2008 17:34:12 GMT -5
-swings up on Firedancer- go girl go!
-gallops to Mexico- -snatches spork from Manda on beach- HA! MINE!
-hides in the middle of nowhere-
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Post by naztuki on Feb 19, 2008 20:20:23 GMT -5
(ooc: We did an Artemis project. Love how she kills all guys interested in her.)
-trips into middle of nowhere, spots swede and Spork, huggles Spork to death, and laughs in it's dying face-
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Post by Swede on Feb 19, 2008 22:29:16 GMT -5
-uses pwnsome taekwondo moves on naz, then snatches spork away-
And don't make me do the flying side kick! That one hurts.
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Post by flyff on Feb 21, 2008 17:20:59 GMT -5
-uses flying side kick on swede and grabs TEH SPORK-
WHUT NOW PWNED! xD
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Post by manda on Feb 21, 2008 17:22:44 GMT -5
-turns into a ninja and hides in the background- *battle cry* -jumps out at Flyff and grans Sporkey Bob before blending back in with the background-
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Post by flyff on Feb 21, 2008 17:51:00 GMT -5
-puts on SOOPAH-GLASSES-
I seeeeeeee yooooouuuuu... Muahahaha!
-tackles Manda and shteals TEH SPORK-
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Post by naztuki on Feb 21, 2008 19:12:39 GMT -5
-slaps swede after recovering-
Hey now, hey now, get back here!- Runs after them and grabs manda-
Don't move sporky, or Manda gets it!
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Post by Swede on Feb 22, 2008 16:15:56 GMT -5
*double-jumping-roundhouse kicks Flyff* Don't pwn the masta! THE MASTA WILL PWN YOU!! MWAHAHAHA!
*tackles naz and puts her in a headlock* *grabs spork and swallows it*
MAH SPORK!
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